(SEX TALK) 30 Things I Think About When Giving my Man a BJ!

By: Blake Michaels
GAY GUYS

I love going downtown on my man, honey. It’s one of the only things I look forward to every single day. Not only am I great at it, but I take tremendous pride in my solid reputation – I’ve never had a complaint. But you know, every now and then my mind will wonder. It’s not my man’s fault, but sometimes things happen that bring me out of the moment.

I started taking notes of all the things that go through my head, and I was surprised at what I discovered. Something tells me they’re all things plenty of gay guys can relate to. Who knows, maybe they’ll help you have a bit more respect for your man the next time he’s giving you a neck-throwing salute on your private parts. 

#1) “Ooooh… someone baby wiped tonight.” 

#2) “Another pubic hair between my teeth… gross.” 

#3) “Did that moan mean ‘stop’ or ‘yes, yes, more…’? I guess I’ll have to decide.” 

#4) “Should I swallow or should he finish on my chest…? Swallow. Yes. No clean up. Good Idea.” 

#5) “Damn, I’m good at this.”

#6) “Hurry the f*ck up, my neck hurts.” 

#7) “I hope I’m not being too aggressive… actually, I hope I am.”  

#8) “You know, he’s bigger than I give him credit for.” 

#9) “Ugh, he smells like cigarettes.” 

#10) “Don’t forget the balls. Don’t forget the balls. Don’t forget the… and, another public hair just went in my teeth. Great.” 

#11) “Is he into this or not? Why is he yawning?”

#12) “He better not have stank d*ck.”

#13) “I want to look up, but I feel like I look like that bitch from the Grudge.”

#14) “Hello! I’m lying sideways because I want to 69. How can I make this any more clear?”

#15) “If he wants me to rim him, he better have showered – never again. 

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